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Destined together before they were even born. Is it possible?

Emery France Van Allan, a well-known prince has to marry due to his father's sake. He has been enjoying his life like a commoner, partying and living the life instead of being at the castle, fulfilling his prince's duties. One look at him, no one would have guessed that he's royalty but it's in his blood and his fate.

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"Why are you in my car?" Sammy asked horrified, "And where the hell are your clothes?"

He was sat beside her in nothing but a pair of loose shorts, that left nothing whatsoever to the imagination, and now Sammy was nervous, he was so close, and he smelled surprisingly good.

His stare was intense as he looked into her blue eyes. She was clearly annoyed and uncomfortable, and he feared he may be t...

It's been two years since he has gone to study abroad.

I still remember the day when I came to live in this house after my parent's death.

I still remember the day when he suddenly barged inside my room. I was so shocked because of his sudden appearance in my room. He locked the door and started coming in my direction with a pissed face. I knew that I was in danger by looking at his angry. I kn...

Kano remained quiet. The stoic expression on his face made Emon uncomfortable. He coughed, and his eyes bulged from his head when Kano took a step towards him. Leaning down, Kano grinned sinisterly at the sight of Emon shrinking in fear. He spoke through clenched teeth, “Never come near my mate again. If you see her, you cross the street. Don’t breathe her air. If you have a dream, and somehow, sh...

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"A different truth or dare is given, and that one has to be done, no matter what." Vicky said.

"Ok Deal," I said.

"Truth or Dare?" she asked.

"Truth," I said.

"What's your honest opinion of those pics you saw, of me?" She threw me a look of pure curiosity, which only made me laugh a little.

"I can say they were very hot," I said.

"Truth or Dare...

An Absurd Wedding: The Groom Was Absent, Only a Phone Stood in for the Vows.
Olivia Smith was forced to marry into the wealthy Howard family, becoming the wife of Matthew Howard—the rumored ugly and disabled heir.
Expecting a life of humiliation, fate surprised her: on her wedding night, she found herself with a stranger who turned out to be her never-seen husband!
Matthew , the so-called "Monst...

"Did I not specify a bloodred espresso, miss Gabrielle?" He asked
Bloodred espresso? What's that? I asked myself internally
"You didn't sir! By the way what is bloodred espresso sir? I never heard of it"? I cautiously ask the brooding and fuming vampire Infront of me.
He pressed the intercom and yelled "Clara, in my office now!!" Be then turned to me "you're lucky this is your first day or else y...

I died. Just like that. No warning, no mercy. An ambush, a grenade, and a handful of traitors blown to pieces along with me. I was the heiress of a mafia clan. Feared. Respected… until my own sister stabbed me (first metaphorically, then literally). And just when I thought being dead was the worst part, I wake up in a historical palace wearing a ridiculous nightgown, surrounded by maids calling me...

Waking up with boobs, beauty, and deadly lightning powers wasn’t on Abby’s bingo card—but then again, neither was dying of a terminal illness and reincarnating as a bullied noblewoman in a magical kingdom.
Now Lady Abby MacMayer has one goal: live loud, live free, and never be a victim again. With a sword in one hand and sarcasm in the other, she shocks the realm—literally—and catches the eye of t...

“You are hurting me, sir.”

Elizabeth screamed and pushed his hands away but he tightened his grip around her.

“I will touch you whenever I want, you don't have a say, understand!”

Sabastian Shelby was a two-faced billionaire as he was sweet to people outside but cold to his wife.

Elizabeth Reign has always wanted to be a hematopathologist so she could find the cure for her brother's illness th...

I poured my heart into Leo’s next song, only to have him mock my lyrics in front of the whole school.
The next morning, he woke up in my body… and I woke up in his.
Now he has one month in my volleyball trials to earn a scholarship spot, while I must master his guitar, voice, and stage swagger for the “Battle of the Bands” that’ll get him signed.

FYI: I Hate You is set in the bustling, high-stakes world of publishing—where manuscripts, deadlines, and egos collide. The backdrop moves between sleek corporate offices, cozy coffee shops, late-night conference rooms, and intimate personal spaces, with a few key scenes on beaches, in quiet gardens, and at family gatherings that bring warmth and depth to the story. The modern, fast-paced city lif...

He was once the most feared man alive—a legendary assassin, ex-navy, and underground kingpin. Betrayed by those he trusted most, he died a villain’s death… only to wake up as a plus-size mother of three, a doting wife, and an aspiring writer with a fridge addiction. Revenge might be on her mind, but how can she plot payback when wrangling toddlers and waddling through suburbia is already a full-ti...

TWO brothers... ONE an exiled prince🤴... The OTHER a future crown prince🤴... Propose marriage 💍Less than 24 HOURS apart to the SAME woman... Each with their own agenda... What could go wrong?
The stakes? He who gets the girl gets the 👑She's engaged. So is he. And according to the headlines, so are the mouths of their betrotheds. How far will he go for revenge?

Lady Zoey is the daughter of Du...

When Jen drunkenly kissed her girl best friend, admitted everything to her, things has changed.

The girl she used to rely on, looked her with hatred and disgust and that breaks her.

So when she met the most gorgeous woman who happens to be her neighbor, she tried so hard not to repeat the same mistake she did.

Will she be successful hiding her feelings?

Or, will she find herself on the same s...

Florence is very good at fixing other people's love stories. That's the skill she has. And boom! The business was a huge success and very profitable!

For her, it was a very easy job. People came to her, asking for help finding a suitable match for them. And so far, all her clients have been very satisfied with the work system she has put in place for them. No one complains. They walk out of Flore...

My father's face darkened as he stared at us. "Rosalind, what the hell is this?"
"We registered our marriage this morning," Beckett replied before I could speak, his tone polite yet distant. "Pretty sudden, I'll admit."
My mother grabbed my shoulders, her nails digging into my flesh. "What have you done, child? You've always been crazy about Calloway! He finally agrees, and you throw it all away f...

Mira had received an unexpected message from her husband to meet him at a hotel so they could rekindle their love, which she was happy about, but somehow she ended up in another stranger's bed, leading her to cheat on her husband.

Mira goes back home to meet a divorce, and not only that, but she also discovers her husband has been cheating on her with her step-sister, and they both tricked her i...

Zoya, a university student with aspirations of becoming an actress, manages to score an audition that offers her the opportunity to co-star alongside Olivia, her longtime celebrity crush. As the two spend more time working together, they find themselves developing strong feelings for each other.

So, have you ever heard that saying that you shouldn’t feed stray animals because they’ll follow you home? Turns out that rule applies to demons too…
I didn’t even KNOW he was a demon, but now he insists he owes me his life. The catch? He can’t leave until he “repays the favor,” meaning he’s stuck following me around like some demonic shadow. The good news is, he’ll have plenty of chances to repa...

“…I’m the only one who gets to treat you like that, Pearce. You are mine, and I do not take too kindly to those who want to share in what’s mine…”


Anthony Pearce and Blake Lindell have been locked in a feud for as long as they can remember. The spark that ignited their rivalry? Well, that depends on which side of the clay you ask. You’d think their parents’ constant meddling or the time they s...

Not even death could keep them apart…

When a mysterious heirloom locket sends Shayne Anderson into the future, she becomes completely engulfed in a world of magic and secrets. She quickly finds herself learning about her family’s hidden curse while she struggles with being out of place and time. Shayne is dealt a devastating blow when she learns that a past chain of events led to her death the n...

Ex-Army Ranger Ethan Hayes carries a secret he’s determined to keep buried—a tragic past he can’t outrun. After losing his wife and children to the shadowy organization he was hunting, he’s left with nothing but nightmares. All he wants now is a distraction, something to occupy his restless mind and keep the memories at bay. What he doesn’t expect is the fiery, socially awkward bombshell he’s been...

Born under a rare blood moon, werewolf quintuplets Opal, Ash, Ridge, Brooks, and Forrest share a powerful, unbreakable bond—one that allows them to hear each other’s thoughts, feel each other’s emotions, and draw strength from their unity. Each sibling has a unique personality and gift, from Opal’s growing connection to magic, to Forrest’s chaotic brilliance that somehow keeps them all sane.

But ...

Some bad decisions come back to bite you. Literally.

After finding out her boyfriend cheated, the last thing she expected was to stumble across a wounded man in an alley. And definitely not one with fangs. But thanks to a mix of cocktails, shame, and her questionable life choices, she takes him home. Turns out, he’s not just any vampire—he’s a king. And according to him, she’s his fated mate.

No...

Sophia Moreau is a challenge no man has ever won.
A self-made CEO, ruthless and untouchable, she built her empire from the ground up, leaving no room for weakness. No distractions. No mistakes. And definitely no men who think they can outplay her.
But Travis Cole?
He doesn’t walk away from a challenge.
For years, Travis has kept a list—a private game between him and his closest friends. The women ...

Finally, fucking finally, his finger reaches my clit, and a low moan escapes me at the first circle he rubs into it. I widen my thighs, needing more, daring to demand more. And he gives it to me, stepping closer so the tip of his cock rubs against my clit through his boxer briefs as his fingers slide through my wetness to my opening.
"Look how wet you are for me," he huskily says. "I can hear it. ...

“I have to feel instant attraction to my roommate, unlike anything I have felt before, but he is not only straight, but a player!”-Remington
“My best friend is a geek in the most adorable way ever.”-Cassidy
Sometimes opposites really do attract. These seemingly very different college room mates have become best friends over the last decade, but how long can Remington keep the decade long secret of...

I became breathless and slowly pushed him away. “Wait?”

“What?” He stared at me in confusion and the lust in his eyes was like that of a hungry tiger ready to devour its prey mercilessly… nothing like I've ever seen!

“I just need some time.” I said, hyperventilating.

He was even considerate enough to let me catch some of my breath.

“Can I continue?” He asked, his voice barely above a whisper, ...

After a terrible breakup, I did what any heartbroken girl would do—I downloaded a dating app. That’s where I met Lucien. Dark, mysterious, and effortlessly charming, he was everything I wanted in a man. Our connection was instant, electric, and for the first time in a long time, I felt alive.

But Lucien had secrets.

It started with the white wolf—a terrifying creature that stalked me and my b...

Astrid has a seemingly perfect life as a high school girl, but when her good friend Jason introduces her to his brother Killian, she is immediately attracted by Killian's danger and charm. She is obsessed with him until she finds out that Killian and Jason are both powerful werewolves. What's more terrifying is that she is a combination of a werewolf, a vampire and a witch, and the last powerful T...

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read if you want to be a badass ass kicking gangster's daughter.
read if you are in love with a friend.
read if a hot stranger at a party has ever carved your name on your ex's back.
read if you carry a knife around just for your new friend to use said knife on people that touch or breathe near you.
read if you love to torture people.
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In the shadowy depths of the Moonstone Pack, Aria Lockhart is a rare omega deemed weak and expendable - until an unexpected arranged marriage binds her to not one, but three formidable alpha brothers. Sebastian, Kai, and Dante Silverclaw are notorious for their ruthless leadership and dangerous reputation, infamous for breaking alliances and destroying anyone who threatens their pack's dominance. ...

Emily’s life was on track: a dream wedding just months away, a fiancé she thought she knew inside out. Until the day she walked into Ryan’s office and found him with his jeans around his ankles and his assistant bent over the desk. The betrayal shattered her. She threw the ring. Her heart broke. Her future was derailed. Enter Sophia, Emily’s fiercely loyal best friend, armed with tequila and a no-...

Cara Greene, who planned everything in her life met Alexandra Williams, her Boss who was exactly opposite of what she believes in.

Working together brings them closer, they became friends and comfortable with each other even with their own differences.

Opposites do really attracts, but none of them are admitting it.

They are friends, they say.

They are straight, they say.

Or are they really...

Have you heard the fairy tale "Sleeping Beauty" before?
My name is Katherine Wilson, a single mother of two children.
Six years ago, my sister conspired with my lover to deceive me, resulting in me being unmarried and pregnant, not knowing who the father of my child is. And now, in order to investigate the truth behind my biological father's fall from a building, I willingly succumb to the threats...

Ever wake up in a hospital bed, memories of your sister's betrayal flooding back? That was me, Victoria Scott, realizing my life was a twisted game.
I was the cherished daughter until Ella, the real heiress, returned. The supposedly innocent sister had nearly ended me. But this time, I've got a second chance.
Reborn, I refused to stick around. I heard my real parents were poor, but I didn't care—...

Heizel Hill is a talented and elusive chef who works her magic in the kitchen of Blue Moon, a cozy, high-end restaurant that has quickly become the talk of Manhattan. Over the past three years, she has carefully curated an intimate dining experience for her patrons, delighting them with her culinary skills. But despite the acclaim, Heizel has chosen to stay behind the scenes, not wanting the spotl...

Nestled in the heart of a picturesque small town lies Willowcreek Library, a haven for a book lover and the quiet refuge of Evelyn Harper. A reserved librarian with a passion for literature and a past she keeps under locked away. Evelyn is perfectly content hiding behind the pages of her books until Theo Sinclair arrives.
Theo, a charismatic bookshop owner with a mysterious past and an easy smile,...

I am a miserable pregnant woman. My husband cheated on me during our marriage, and his mistress even framed me. My husband wouldn't listen to my explanations, and I was cruelly mistreated and humiliated by them...
But I am a strong woman. I divorced my husband and raised the child on my own, eventually becoming a successful and outstanding woman!
At this point, my ex-husband came back, got down on...

After a war that nearly wiped out her kind, 18-year-old Katrina, the last surviving werewolf, awakens from a magical spell with no memory of her human life. Found and taken in by Dylan, a charming college student, she must navigate unfamiliar human emotions, desires, and love. But soon, a dark prophecy and ancient curse threatened to destroy them. With the help of Sabina, a mysterious witch, Katri...

"We come from the starry sky; the starry sky is our dreams, our ambition, our future, and our home. We are star dragons, and the starry sky symbolizes freedom, so we are born free!" Vite, who had just awakened, listened to the teachings of the one he called father. From that moment on, he had a goal in his dragon life, and that goal was the starry sky! However, the prerequisite for achieving that ...

All I wanted was a quiet life on a farm far away from Earth, where I would work on my project. That dream vanishes the moment I am caught stealing a carburetor and taken to prison. After spending a long time there, I join the Intergalactic Bride Program.
You better believe your ass I take the first chance to gain back my freedom, even if I have to warm some alien balls in the process. It’s all ab...

“Let go of me, Derek! You let go of me five years ago, why do you want me now? I asked with anger blazingly in her eyes as she stared at the man she first dedicated her life to.

“I realised that I can live without you,” he answered, staring into her sea-blue eyes.

“Well, guess what? I will live without you”

After working her ass for five years to build her husband's company. She comes home one ...

When you're pregnant, your bf ghosted you immediately after you told him the news.
Your brother's buddy, Albert, the alpha billionaire, stepped in and offered you a job as his personal secretary.
Things got wild when you ran into your no-good bf again.
He provoked you, and impulsively, you kissed Albert for revenge.
Little did you know, Albert's fame meant that kiss was caught by a swarm of rep...

She grew up in a small pack just trying to survive. Her family didn't want her because she was what some called a late bloomer. Everyone got their wolf at sixteen. Her birthday came and went and no wolf. She finally got hers at eighteen but to them it didn't matter. The alpha is having a meeting with neighboring pack alpha's in hopes to form an alliance and grow the pack. She is forced to work the...

Mia is a beautiful mermaid who has the power of telepathy, she can communicate with
other mermaids and humans, plants and animals. She usually uses her powers to heal and
make others feel better, everything changes when she is kidnapped along with her sister
Seila by the Syren, the deadly enemies of the mermaids, who are half fish, half bird, the
Syren are monsters that feed on the hearts of m...

Ashley had a one-night stand that led to a whirlwind marriage, only to discover her new husband, Ethan, is a powerful tycoon! Initially believing she was just a gold-digger, Ethan is continually astonished as Ashley's true identity is revealed.
"Why do all these celebrities respect you? What other surprises are you hiding?" Ethan finds himself increasingly enchanted by his wife, showering her with...

"Please don't eat me, I am willing to marry you and become your consort."
A mother dragon pleads with me.
My name is Grant, and I have crossed over to a mysterious and perilous world where the law of the jungle prevails.
In this world, there are dragons, giants, ogres, and magic.
In this world, without strength, one becomes food for others.
Unexpectedly, upon my arrival, I have become a legendary ...

Duke Damon Nigrescent and his younger sister Daria Nigrescent of the Nigrescent famil, the only aristocratic family that had more powers than all the Monarchs. Not much was known about them and I didn’t want to dig any further either but , there was something pulling me towards this castle. The moment I stepped foot inside I had a feeling that I wouldn’t be able to get out of there anymore. The Ni...