
Death, Dating and Other Dilemmas
Kit Bryan
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Introduction
The first thing you should know about me? I’m technically a witch. But if you ask my family, that means I’m supposed to be the perfect little spell-slinger: dutifully attend their weird rituals, work at the family business, marry some pre-approved magical dude, and crank out a few adorable witch babies to keep the bloodline alive. Spoiler alert: that’s not happening.
Instead, I’ve mastered the art of avoiding the magical world. My strategy? Hide behind my computer screens and steer clear of all the drama. It mostly works—until the office jerk, who also happens to be a mind reader, decides to nose his way into my carefully constructed peace. Then he turns up half-dead at work, and suddenly, I’m knee-deep in magical messes I never signed up for.
Now, the annoying mind-reading jackass is convinced his problems are my problems, missing bodies are piling up, and both our families are tangled in this supernatural disaster. All I wanted was to play video games, hang out with my cat, and pretend the magical world didn’t exist. Instead, I’m stuck playing amateur detective, dealing with meddling relatives, and navigating way too much forced time with a man who’s equal parts aggravating and…okay, maybe slightly intriguing.
This? This is why I don’t date.
Instead, I’ve mastered the art of avoiding the magical world. My strategy? Hide behind my computer screens and steer clear of all the drama. It mostly works—until the office jerk, who also happens to be a mind reader, decides to nose his way into my carefully constructed peace. Then he turns up half-dead at work, and suddenly, I’m knee-deep in magical messes I never signed up for.
Now, the annoying mind-reading jackass is convinced his problems are my problems, missing bodies are piling up, and both our families are tangled in this supernatural disaster. All I wanted was to play video games, hang out with my cat, and pretend the magical world didn’t exist. Instead, I’m stuck playing amateur detective, dealing with meddling relatives, and navigating way too much forced time with a man who’s equal parts aggravating and…okay, maybe slightly intriguing.
This? This is why I don’t date.
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Kit Bryan
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#143 FINAL CHAPTER- 143- I have this annoying trait where everyone I chat with falls in love with me, did it work?
Last Updated: 05/31/2025 18:40#142 142- Hi, my name is Jane, but you can call me tonight.
Last Updated: 05/31/2025 18:40#141 141- I believe in honesty, so let me be honest. You're the most attractive man I've ever seen.
Last Updated: 05/31/2025 18:40#140 140- If you were a chicken, you'd be ‘im-peck-able’
Last Updated: 05/31/2025 18:40#139 139- Are you a panda? Because I can’t bear to be without you.
Last Updated: 05/31/2025 18:40#138 138- Are you a bee? Because you’re sweet as honey.
Last Updated: 05/31/2025 18:40#137 137- You could spam me all night and I still wouldn’t unsubscribe.
Last Updated: 05/31/2025 18:40#136 136- Your methodology is so smooth and deliberate.
Last Updated: 05/31/2025 18:40#135 135- Can you file a workplace safety incident report? I just fell for you.
Last Updated: 05/31/2025 18:40#134 134- Do you want to discuss if aliens are real over drinks with me?
Last Updated: 05/31/2025 18:40
Comments
Hannah Simone
really liked the story and how it was linked to another book
09/15/2025 22:04Visitor
Loving the story and character dynamics. The cheesy chapter title are funny.
08/15/2025 11:18Sarah R
I love all your stories so much, I never want to stop reading!
06/27/2025 05:14Tabitha Galbraith
I love the chapter titles. makes me giggle at the cheesyness lol
06/08/2025 22:25Visitor
Oh YEAH a new book from you ! I discovered you through Strings of fate and suscribed for A guide to survive magical happens and yours books are so good !! How often do you post this one ?
03/21/2025 22:25rafaela de melo
loving the history looking for the end
02/28/2025 11:29Jennifer Applegate
I am loving this book!!!
02/18/2025 22:33Neha Bhatt
I like your titles for every chapter! But I sadly don't think I'd be using pickup lines for anyone.
01/09/2025 12:02
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