[WARNING: Don't open this novel carelessly, or you'll find yourself hopelessly addicted, unable to put it down for three days and nights...]
At their first meeting, he was the sheriff calmly eating a hamburger at a crime scene, and she was the beautiful newly appointed police officer.
Looking at the dismembered limbs, Olivia exclaimed, "I'll do it. Give me a protective suit, mask, and gloves!"
"Who are you?" Henry asked.
Olivia smiled, "I'm the one who's going to save you all from disaster."
He is the god of police, she is the most beautiful flower of the force. What an exciting match! No one expected they would ignite such a passionate love.

When you, a nerd, get stood up by your ex and wait all night in a bar on New Year's EveThat's when you meet the hottest hockey team captain who asked you to pretend to be his date so he could dump his latest girlfriend.
When you're being pestered by your ex to get back together, he shows up and tells your ex to fuck off.
Your ex says, I know this is just a deal and you can't possibly like her.
Him (kisses you in front of everyone): A deal, Like this?